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Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone
Also: rent controls, gold hoarding, junk bonds, memory chips, baseball debt, enriched uranium, dead bacteria, and an ETF spaghetti cannon
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This is nuts. When's the crash?
Also: accosting a pop-economist, benchmarking private investments, gambling at Wetherspoons, and burying the dead
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A country is only as valuable as its eccentrics
Also: parenting by spreadsheet, history by restaurant menus, coding by vibes, and the golden age of music piracy
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Not the future. Don't talk about the future.
Plus: Alphaville's own analyst note on SpaceX, the end of reading, forecasting recessions, bubble earnings
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The cops are here to protect your stupid business
Also: Maslow, Medallia, contango, quants, Ozempic, mozzarella sticks, and picky bits
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Money has ruined markets
Also: Chinese robots, delivered groceries, salt batteries, dart-throwing monkeys, Mongolian football, and the end of humanity
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